Birds and the Bees

Had one of the funniest conversations of my life with my children (Weston) day before yesterday. This is how it went down...

We were leaving Grandma Gray's viewing and Mason mentioned that she looked a lot better in her casket than the last guy he saw in a casket (he went to some funeral with my mom when she was watching him one time) any how he asked if they pull their skin back and if they do plastic surgery on them, which made Weston ask "what is plastic surgery?" I explained it is when a doctor cuts your skin and pulls it back and works on your insides, then he sews your skin back together when he is done. At this point he asked about my scare from having Mason (c-section) and wanted to know if I still had it. I explained that I would always have it, but I didn't care because I was just happy that Mason was able to come out safe. He then said "Mason came out of your tummy but I came out of your butt!" Which totally made me laugh, I figured I had to set him straight and tell him how it really worked, so I said "No Weston, you didn't come out of my butt, you came out of my vagina" and his reply was "OH MOM I'M NOT READY TO HEAR ABOUT THAT YET!!!" Oh my gosh I started laughing hysterically, couldn't stop. What kid says that to their mom? Toooo funny, glad I wrote that comment down so someday I can recall every detail of the conversation to tell his future girlfriend or wife...the joys of motherhood, not only do I get to laugh at the comment today, but I will get years of enjoyment out of it!!!

Football

Last flag football game of the season today...Mason made the first touch down of the day and Weston made the last touch down of the game and the season!!! They both played really tough and had a good time their first season of football. I was hesitant to get them into football, but after seeing how much fun they had we will definitely do it again next year...although next year Mason will move up to tackle rather than flag, that might make a difference to mom.